The last sentence here sounds like a hell where bad DMs are sent, to be whipped for all eternity by grognard-demons for their hoo-mon imperfections.
Seriously, though, when I say that Organized Play has been screwing up D&D since Gen Con 1, this is about the purest expression of that.
[A4 In The Dungeons of the Slave Lords]
Malevolent Bejeweled Cutlass 